| I have had a teacher who published a dozen | | | | a buck by stripping and recycling copper wire, and |
| books. | | | | that a sandwich of canned black olives is not |
| I have had a teacher who speaks 12 languages | | | | something a kid can appreciate. |
| fluently. | | | | He taught me how to use a camera, how to |
| I have had a teacher with two Ph.D.s and a J.D. | | | | catch a snake, and how to wire a breaker box., |
| I have had a teacher who had been a President | | | | He taught me how to split and stack wood, how |
| of a University. | | | | to build a fire, how to drive a fire truck, about |
| I have had a teacher who had been awarded a | | | | borate bombers, back fires, and why pine trees |
| Nobel Prize. | | | | explode during a wildfire. |
| Yet, the most influential teacher in my life was | | | | My Dad taught me not to make ridiculous threats |
| my Dad. | | | | that you don’t intend to follow through on |
| My Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, how to | | | | – especially if the guy is bigger than him and |
| wire a receptacle, and how to replace the | | | | flushing a head in the toilet is harder than it |
| alternator in my car. | | | | sounds. |
| He taught me how to bait a hook, cast a line, and | | | | He taught me that man can live on bran muffins |
| gut a fish. | | | | for breakfast for eight years without complaining. |
| He taught me that getting stitches in my chin is | | | | He taught me that completing a job you can be |
| easier when you have someone’s hand to | | | | proud of is worth more than the paycheck. |
| squeeze. | | | | My Dad taught me that you’re never too old |
| My Dad taught me to ride a bicycle and a | | | | to learn Morris Code. |
| motorcycle, and how to drive a car. | | | | He taught me to ask for morphine as soon as I |
| He taught me how to back-up a trailer and how | | | | arrive at the emergency room with a kidney |
| to roll a sleeping bag really tight. | | | | stone. |
| He taught me that a look of disappointment could | | | | He taught me that it is possible for a man of few |
| be a much worse punishment than a wooden | | | | words to make a lasting impression on |
| spoon. | | | | people’s lives – through his deeds and his |
| He taught me about ailerons, flaps, uplift, and | | | | character. |
| touch and gos. | | | | And the last time I saw him, just several months |
| My Dad taught me how to read a map, read an | | | | ago, my Dad started teaching me how to use |
| auto repair manual, and read the edge of | | | | Photoshop on my computer. |
| Mosquito Road even in the fog. | | | | My Dad, through his example, taught me that |
| He tried to teach me algebra, but I gave up on it. | | | | experiential education is more important than any |
| My Dad taught me to play the guitar, how to put | | | | lecture. And that the best teacher acts as a |
| backspin on the cue ball, and why I needed to | | | | coach during the learning process and not a |
| clean the distributor cap. | | | | know-it-all expounding inflexible answers. |
| He taught me that the journey can be just as fun | | | | Although my Dad was a hard working, blue collar |
| at the intended destination. | | | | electrician with no college degree, I would not |
| My Dad taught me that enjoying your work is | | | | have earned a Doctorate in Education were it not |
| more important than promotions and prestige. | | | | for the most important essentials My Dad Taught |
| He taught me how to shingle a roof, how to earn | | | | Me. |